Your mother is so like a bus, her blood type is diesel

[15:41]this bus is late :(
[15:42]your mum is late
[15:42]paul says sorry
[15:42]Your mum's the size of a bus
[15:42]Your mum /is/ a bus./
[15:42]*-/
[15:42]Your mother is that cat bus from that Studio Ghibli film
[15:42]I wish, she could take me hiome rhen
[15:42]I don't remember which one
[15:42]Totoro
[15:43]sqeak you're saying you wish you could ride your mother?
[15:43]Your mother is a cheap bus. People but their arm out, and she lets people hop on for a small fee.[15:43]Let the engine vibrate!